Important Life Lessons

Today I taught a seven year old an important life lesson: When you hug a female person, it is not appropriate to put your face between her boobs and nestle your face inside them. I let it go the first time it happened because I just figured it was a coincidence due to the fact that his face and my chest are at the exact same level. But then when he kept coming up for more and more hugs and nestling more and more each time, I figured it was time to have a talk with him. He was not overly excited about the new restrictions on hugging Teacher Kendall, but I think I got my point across!