Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Meet the Children: Part Four and Probably the last

I think this should be the last post in the Meet the Children series and therefore probably one of the last posts while I am in Mexico. Because honestly, beyond the children I don't really have too much of a life.




 


Romina is new to ILP, she only joined the program about two or three weeks ago, but I am glad that she came along. This little girl has more sass that just about anyone and even though she refuses to speak English even though she is pretty capable, I still like her. She also has this maniacal little laugh that shouldn't be able to come from such a small little body. She is adorable.



 


Maria (left) is a super sweet, but super quiet little girl. I haven't gotten to see her personality very much because she is so shy, but every now and then she will surprise me by running up to me and giving me a hug. She also really likes to act like a cat. Kinda weird, but also kinda cute. Carolina (right) moves on and off the nice list frequently and quickly. She has this adorable little voice, and can be sweet sometimes, but she also can be a little stinker. She refuses to pay attention and gets mad when you try to get her to focus and speak English. We all have mixed feelings about Carol.






 



Oh Luis Angel, what can I say about him. He may possibly be one of the most dramatic and flamboyant people I have ever met. Most of the time I love him, but he knows how to get on my nerves faster than almost anyone. His favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey, and he asks us daily if we have seen it, and then is horrified every  time we answer no. He once had a full on melt down when someone killed a snail, because "snails are the very beautiful creatures". There is definitely never a dull moment when Luis Angel is in the room.





I wish I had a better picture of Fatima because she grows on me more and more each day. But she is a little more reserved and shy than a lot of the kids, so she doesn't jump at the opportunity to get her picture taken. She gets sassier each and every day and gets so fed up with all the crap the boys in her class try to pull. It is hilarious to see her faces. Luis Angel is one of her best friends, which I think is good, because she is much calmer and less prone to random acts of drama.






Juan Pablo is pretty adorable, and always looks snazzy as heck, but he may or may not be one of the banes of my existence. He never listens, refuses to sit still, fights with anyone sitting next to him, and asks if he can go home constantly. On the plus side, his pronunciation is basically accentless and his hair is always perfectly gelled and quaffed. 





Natalia (left) is so stinking cute. I think that she is going to grow up to be gorgeous. She may not be the best speaker, but she is always willing to help out and try to keep the other kids in line. Cumorah (middle) is also probably going to grow up to be gorgeous because let's face it, most of these children are prettier than I can ever hope to be, haha. Cumorah loves to speak Spanish with anyone around her, and doesn't get too happy when we try to make her stop. But she is also sweet and gives some of the sweetest hugs. And then there is Ana (right), sweet little Ana. If anyone ever gets hurt she is the first to run over and make sure they are okay. She loves to kiss the teachers on the cheek while she gives us big hugs. But make Ana made, and it will not be a good day for you.






I love Juan Angel. He is a quite little kid who doesn't really participate in class, but when you do get him to talk he just has the cutest little personality. He almost got pulled out of the program, but thankfully he didn't. Whenever a parent comes in to check out how ILP works, Juan Angel will always look at me, smile, and then walk over to them and say, "Hello. How are you?'" and then walk back to join the lesson. It melts my heart every time he does that. 





Abish is Cumorah's older sister, and for the longest time, we couldn't tell them apart. One of the teachers still can't tell them apart actually. Abish is one of the kids that I haven't gotten to know too well, but I still love her. She came up to me today and gave me a hug and wouldn't let me go for about three minutes when I had to leave to do something for class. It was really sweet and I loved it.



 



Sometimes I want to punch David in the face, but other times I like him a lot. For the first month or two, he and I did not get along at all. But then one day, I had a stern talk with him about his attitude and how he was kinda violent and ever since then, things have been a whole lot better between us. One time he threw a paper airplane and it landed in my mouth. It was a miracle and probably one of my favorite moments from Mexico.



Well, there you have it. Those are all of my kids (hopefully). I don't think I forgot any, but then again I might have because there are over 40 of them which is a lot. I love each and every one of them and they are going to make leaving Mexico so hard. I will miss their funny quirks and playing and talking with them. I will miss when I am having a bad day and they are the only things that can cheer me up. They are awesome, and I am so glad that I got to be their teacher for these four months.








Monday, April 6, 2015

From The Mouths of Babes

When you work with little kids, you are bound to hear some pretty interesting things. But when you work with kids who have only a small grasp on the English language, interesting things are the norm. These children say the funnies things sometimes, I am going to share some of my favorite quotes from the children. If you want to get the full effect you need to imagine them being said in heavy little Hispanic accents.


-We came back to school today after a weeks vacation. Luis Angel went to San Francisco so we were asking him what he ate there because we have been missing American food. We asked him if he had a hamburger and he said yes. Then we asked him if he liked it...
                     "No Teacher, I didn't like it. I went to the bathroom... It was a very ugly activity".

-The school we teach at has a soccer team, and four of our boys play on the team. They had a game one day so we went with one of the boy's mom and little sister (who we also teach). While we were at the game, they were trying to teach us the school cheer, but it was very quickly sung in Spanish so all we were able to imitate was "Ra, Ra, Ra". The little girl we were with (who is my favorite child) looks over at us and says...
                    "Maybe if you sang better they would actually win".


-This next exchange might be one of my favorite conversations ever. The kids were at recess and we were just about to start class. Adamary, Danna and David run up to me...
                    Adamary: Teacher Kendall! Danna and David just kissed on the mouth!
          
                   Danna: It was an accident!

                   Me: David, was sit really an accident?

                   David: Yes Teacher. 

                   Me: But did you like it?

                   David: (nods his head) Yes.

                   Danna: (proceeds to start kicking David furiously.)


-On my first or second week, I made my first child cry. And not just a few little tears, he was fully on displaying waterworks. He was terrified of me and wouldn't let me near him. I was worried and sad because I thought I was going to be in so much trouble and I didn't mean to make him cry. I almost started crying myself. Isaac comes up to me and says... (note: preocuparse means 'to worry' in Spanish).
                   "No preoccupation Teacher. It's okay. No preoccupation".


-Isaac was being a stinker one day and I told him that if he didn't start paying attention and being good that he was going to lose his next turn in the game we were playing. Isaac likes to be a little over the top sometimes and so he gets down on his knees and starts pleading with me...
                   "NOOOOOO. Please, just one more opportunation to be good".


-The kids seem to think that adding '-ation' on to Spanish words automatically makes them English words. One day Max wanted to ask us a question... (note: pregunta is question in Spanish)
                    "Teacher, I have a preguntation".



-Angy, one of our three year olds, is basically unintelligible when she speaks. And she has the raspiest little voice that is one of my favorite things ever. She asked to go to the bathroom a lot, and this is what I hear...
                        "Mnandjo fanodufashn fnaoupdofhasf pee pee?"


-I was asking the kids what their favorite colors were. Most of them were just saying one color. Then it gets to Sebas and he starts naming like five colors. In the middle of Sebastian's color rant, Jorge jumps in...
                     "...And two hours later..."


-Yuli had been gone for a couple days so when we were going over the spelling words she was a little confused about what the words meant. Luis Angel being the good friend that he is, offered her his sage words of advice...
                     "You no here, it no my problem".


-Most of the times Adamary and I get along pretty well. She is one of my favorites to talk to. But sometimes I do something to make her mad and she says things that I don't think she fully understands the meaning of... (if you don't like bad language feel free to skip over this one)
                     "Teacher Kendall is a bitch".

-Luis Angels favorite movie is 50 Shade of Grey. Why anyone would let their nine year old son watch a movie that is clearly meant for mature adults is beyond me. But regardless of the reason, he loves the movie and asks all of the teachers all the time if we have seen it yet...
                      "You no see the 50 Shades o Grey movie!?!?! What is up?"


-One of my biggest regrets in regards to teaching is teaching the kids how to use the phrase 'just kidding'. They had a hay day with it for a while. Most of the kids would just say things like 'I want you to go back to United States' or 'You are very ugly', shortly followed by 'just kidding!'. But Lorelei takes things farther...
                      "Teachers, my grandma died...  ...  ...  ...  ... JUST KIDDING!"


-I was asking where David was one day and Jorge gives me his version of where he is...
                     "Maybe he in the bathroom with no toilet paper?"




It is safe to say that the kids keep me highly entertained the majority of the time. They say funny things all the time and I wish that I had a video recording all the time so that I could capture all of those moments. As it is, I remember only about a quarter, if even that, of what they say. The examples above are just some of my favorite treasures that I here from them.

Also, I come home in 24 days!